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Hey!!! What is this?!?

August 28th, 2007 — article by

So my Google Alerts which provides my Cody Ross news sends me my daily email which typically sends me the latest news article from MLB.com or something from a local market newspaper. Instead, I get this from ebay:

Meet the seller: beaner0168 (78 approval rating)

CODY ROSS FLORIDA MARLINS GAME USED AUTO BATTING GLOVE

Cody Ross Batting GloveUP FOR BIDS IS THE ABOVE MENTIONED ITEM SIGNED BY THE MENTIONED SUPERSTAR. ALL ITEMS ARE 100% AUTHENTIC AND GUARANTEED TO PASS ANY THIRD PARTY AUTHENTICITY TESTING. SUCH AS PSA/DNA, GAI, JSA, ALL AUTOGRAPHS WERE OBTAINED BY MYSELF IN MY PRESENCE. ALL ITEMS WERE SIGNED AT SPRING TRAINING, SHOWS, HOTELS, ETC. IF ITEM FOUND NOT AUTHENTIC I WILL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK. PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS YOU MAY HAVE. THANKS AND GOOD LUCK BIDDING!

(continued (sorry I was distracted during initial posting))… 

So my first question is what the hell is an “auto” batting glove?  Sounds like something from ‘Robocop’.   Secondly, DNA testing?!  Third, why is Beaner0168’s approval rating only 78?  And finally, why must you SHOUT about your sale item?
Well at least Beaner0168 got one thing right when he/she said “SIGNED BY THE MENTIONED SUPERSTAR”

3 Comments »

  1. Robin R Robin R says

    By the way.. here’s the link http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=270159393398&Category=73419

    Place your bids!!! Can someone get a hair sample from Cody for my DNA test?

    August 28th, 2007 | #

  2. Dave Dave says

    I have never seen Cody wear that glove. I think its a fake. But it does look like his signature. Fishy??????

    September 2nd, 2007 | #

  3. bilodeau bilodeau says

    I finally got logged in! I was wondering about the glove. I tried comparing the signature to the one I have on my hat, and it does look like his signature. Has anyone asked Cody about it? Cody is starting today. Hope he has a great game. He’s been kicking butt!

    September 3rd, 2007 | #

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